Ineloquent Tumbling (Down Stairs)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
neuro-positivity
neuro-positivity

As an autistic adult I am so often caught between perceived capability and the support offered to me.

If I can act like other people, then I am expected to hold down a full time job, buy groceries and make a living.

If I show that I am struggling and show my autistic traits, I am offered fewer opportunities and people treat me as if I am not capable of the things that I would like to do.

We are constantly caught in a world where it is so hard to be comfortable in ourselves while living a life that doesn't lead to burnout. So if you have autistic people in your life whether friends, work colleagues, children, etc, remember to ask what they want to do in life. Offer opportunities based on what they say about themselves, promote them for who they say they want to be and what they feel comfortable doing.

Try not to take take away opportunities from non-verbal or higher-support autistics and try not to suppress the support needs of autistics who are able to present themselves as more neurotypical.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk! Here's to a world where autistic people can live their best lives. (p.s. I think we're getting closer.)

actuallyautistic ableism this also applies to physical disabilities but in a slightly different way
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indigoadult7

Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

indigoadult7

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Tbf we can’t cock and ball torture our way out of climate crisis either

an-sceal

Okay, but do we know this? Because I vote we round up say, the heads of the top twenty polluting corporations and give it the old college try.

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climate change humor
asa-emory
gayarsonist

i love final girls who aren't spared because of their supposed moral purity, or because they're more sensible or modest than the other characters, but because they were willing to do what was necessary, even if it meant getting blood on their hands, face and everywhere else. i love final girls who survived the horror because they were willing to embrace it rather than running from it.

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yes this horror about monsters
vaspider
keuhkopussirotta

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

keuhkopussirotta

Wait shit I'm probably allergic to kiwi.

tbehartoo

If you're reacting to bananas, avocados, or kiwi you might also react to latex. I never realized that other people couldn't feel the exact spot where they blew up the balloon on their lips or that "rubber gloves" didn't turn everyone else's hand red and itchy. There's a few other foods that if you react to them you are probably allergic to latex, so please be aware of that.

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*looks at the shiny new avocado allergy I’ve just developed* Well. fuck. that’s inconvenient food allergies
handwrittenhello
handwrittenhello

We’ve all seen Ciri braiding Geralt’s hair, but what about Geralt braiding Ciri’s hair?

I just want them on the road and Geralt knows she’s a princess and she’s probably used to being waited on hand and foot, she’s used to fine silks and fancy braids, jewels and perfumes—

and he can’t give her any of that, but he can braid her hair in the old Cintran style, and it’s about thirty years out of style because Geralt is an old fuck, but it’s similar enough to the way her grandparents used to do her hair that Ciri tears up.

She doesn’t have her home or her family anymore, but she has Geralt, and they’ll make it work.

the witcher geralt of rivia cirilla of cintra